The Weekend at Bernie Madoff's tee — because the greatest Ponzi scheme in history ran for decades with everyone too happy with their "consistent 10% annual returns" to ask questions. Bernie Madoff made fraud feel like a country club membership, and this shirt is the ultimate inside joke for compliance officers, forensic accountants, and anyone who's ever said "this seems too good to be true" right before wiring money.
The most conversation-starting shirt in finance. A perfect gift for anyone who follows the SEC, loves true crime, or just appreciates the darkest comedy on Wall Street.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
• Available in multiple colors and sizes XS–5XL
• Printed on demand — ships in 3–7 business days
